So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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