i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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