i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
They took my balls.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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