Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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