He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Never underestimate the power of titties
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
