you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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