its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
nutella sex= disaster
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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