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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.

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  What'd you say?

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  I told him I was sleep driving

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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  eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got inside last night via doggy door

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!

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