I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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