...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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