Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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