she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
operation harelip BJ is a go
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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