is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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