i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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