i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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