I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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