she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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