I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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