on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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