I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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