I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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