There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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