just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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