Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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