everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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