You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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