Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize