if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
meet me or not, i'm out of control
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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