ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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