what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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