Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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