dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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