Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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