Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
