The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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