I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
