So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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