Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
