Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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