So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
