is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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