dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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