The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't like sucking hair
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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