you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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