im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Define "chronic" masturbator.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
