Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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