you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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