Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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