Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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