Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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