I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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