Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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