How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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