Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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