Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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